A fly is buzzing around above the water. A fish is swimming underneath the fly buzzing above the water. The fish sees the fly and he says, "when that fly drops, I'm going to eat that fly."
A bear is standing in the water. The bear sees the fly, he sees the fish and he says, "when that fly drops, the fish is going to eat that fly, and I'm going to eat that fish."
A hunter is hiding in the bush near the water. The hunter sees the fly, he sees the fish, he sees the bear and he says, "when that fly drops, the fish is going to eat that fly, the bear is going to eat that fish, and I'm going to shoot that bear."
A mountain lion is hiding behind some trees on top of a hill behind the hunter. The mountain lion sees the fly, he sees the fish, he sees the bear, he sees the hunter and he says, "when that fly drops the fish is going to eat that fly, the bear is going to eat that fish, the hunter is going to shoot that bear, and I'm going to attack the hunter."
It happens. The fly drops, the fish eats the fly, the bear eats the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, and the mountain lion charges down the hill and trips over a branch and goes somersaulting in to the water. Moral of the story is: when the fly drops, pussy's gunna get wet.
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