He looks out in the field and sees a man fucking a sheep. He yells, "Oh, my god, that's sick! I've got to do something!"
He pulls up to the farmhouse, gets out, and knocks on the door. A young man answers.
"Excuse me sir," the man says. "But I think you should know there's a man in your field violating a sheep."
"Oh, yeah," replies the young man. "That's just my daa-a-aad."
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