A man says in a restaurant...

"Waiter, can I have the chish and fips? Whoops, I meant to say fish and chips."

The waiter replies, "Of course, sir. It's a common mistake, only this morning I meant to ask my wife what we were having for dinner and instead I said, 'You've ruined my life, you ignorant bitch.'"

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