A man buys a very talkative parrot....

At the pet store the parrot was sweet. He said "I love you!" and "pretty bird." So he bought the delightful little Polly.

As soon as he got Polly home, everything changed. "HEY COCKSUCKER!" the parrot squawked. "FUCK YOU FUCKER!"

But it didn't end with a few insults. The bird ranted on for hours. He bellowed at the top of his vocal chords, "FUCK YOU!" "FUCKING CUNT!" "BWAAAAK!! FUCK YOUUOOUUUU!!!!" long and loud.

The parrot was so loud, the man couldn't put enough distance between them to escape the noise, and still the parrot ranted on tirelessly. "HEY FUCKER! FUCKING COCKSUCKER!! BWAAAAAHK!! FUCK YOOOOOU!!!"

At 3 AM the man could take no more. Rising from his bed, he stormed to the kitchen where the bird's cage sat. In a determined motion he snatched Polly by the neck.

The bird was livid and screamed in a fury, struggling and flapping. "YOU MOTHERFUCKER! FUCKING CUNT! FUCK YOUUOUOUUO!"

And with that, the man tosses the Parrot into his freezer and shuts the door. Now the Parrot is REALLY mad.

The fridge shook as the parrot furiously slammed around inside. "FUCK YOOOU CUNT! MOTHERFUCKER!!!! FUCKING MOTHER......" And then suddenly as though a switch was flipped, silence..

The man was now worried.. Had the Parrot died so quickly? Did it pass out from stress? Was it shagged out from its prolonged squawk? But then the Parrot spoke.

"Excuse me sir, I'm very sorry about my behavior. I think the stress of moving got to me, but I'm over it now. I'll behave, I promise.. I love you! Pretty Bird! Peep peep, may I have a cracker."

Convinced by the sincere apology and relieved he wasn't a Parrot murderer, he opened the freezer door. Gingerly the Parrot stepped out, perched on his shoulder and nuzzled his neck. "Pretty bird. Pretty bird!"

"Why you're a good bird after all!" said the man.

"Yes sir!" Said the parrot. "I'll be your best friend for life... But may I ask a question, beloved master?"

"You may!" Said the man.

"What did the chicken do?"