The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines

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[ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ]


12> Wimpy -- "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hummer today."


11> Foghorn Leghorn -- Ah say, boy, ah say, you've got it all wrong. Those little chickens you've been chasing around are roosters. What you want is a big ol' hen, like me."


10> Bart Simpson -- "Eat my shorts, ma'am!"


9> Batman -- "Wanna help to dispel those nasty rumors about me and the Boy Wonder?"


8> Speedy Gonzales -- "Senorita, it's just a nickname!"


7> Pepe LePew -- "But, mon cherie -- I don't smell any worse than anyone else in France."


6> Ross Perot -- "I'm worth $4 billion."


5> Porky Pig -- "L-L-Let's go back to my place and f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fu-f-f-fu... hump."


4> Popeye -- "I'm strong to the finish 'cause I takes Viagra!"


3> Pinocchio -- "Hey, I *am* a woody!"


2> Underdog -- "My heart is for you, my Polly, dear; You are pure and true, can I sniff your rear?"


1> Tweety Bird -- "I wuuuv to eat putty!"