A man and his son walk into a bar.

A man and his son walk into a bar. Sitting on the counter is a jar full of cash, labeled "The Challenge Jar". When asked about the jar, the bartender replies: "This is the challenge jar, if you complete three challenges, you get to take home the money. To learn what the challenges are, you need to put in a dollar."

The father is intrigued, so he throws a dollar into the jar. "The first challenge is you have to chug that bottle of tequila." As he says this, he points to a liter of tequila, complete with a worm. "After you chug that, you then have to go outside to my pit-bull, and pull out her sore tooth, she is vicious! The final challenge lies upstairs. She is my sweet granny, who is horny as a jackrabbit, yet has never had an orgasm in her life. Your challenge would be to give her one!" At this point the father was very uninterested, so he ordered a few beers and walked with his son to a table.

Now after a few beers, he began to think that $5 for a liter of tequila wasn't such a bad idea, and screw the other challenges. So he walks tall and proud to the bar, slams a Lincoln into the jar, and the whole bar cheers. The bartender then gives him the tequila. "You have to chug it all at once! No breaths, no putting down the bottle! GO!" Amazingly the man does so, but now, drunk off his ass, he sees the jar of money and it looks way to good not to try for.

"Nest shallange?" he slurs. "Pit bull, Pit bull!" the barflies chant. Remembering what he has to do, the man runs out the back door. Not a moment passes before the dog starts barking, you hear the sound of ripping clothing, the man screams, then the dog yelps and wimpers. The man comes back in, shirt torn to shreds, pants in tatters, he then says "So where is the old lady with the sore tooth?"