A bunch of old guys would sit around playing chess in the park all day. One day a new guy showed up.
He was pretty wrinkled and had white hair and he got in a game with one of the old guys.
After looking at the new guy for a while, the other guy said, "You know, I just noticed. You're not wearing glasses, you got your real teeth, you got no hearing aid, you're in pretty good shape."
The new guy said, "Well, when I was a kid my parents took me to the doctor and the doctor said that if I wanted to stay in shape I should make love with a woman four times a day.
And that's what I've been doing up to this very day." "Really? How old are you?" "Twenty-four."
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