the son asked. His dad looks up from the newspaper and raises his eyebrow, bringing him in and explaining all the wonders one experiences during sex.
"Dad, I want to lose my virginity," the son states. "Alright son, I will hire a woman for you and you can have sex as long as you want." The son looks delighted and goes on his way to bed. The next day the son leaves, the dad grants him luck.
Upon returning at night his dad calls him over.
"How was it son? Come over and give me the details, come sit down."
The son stares at the dad, silent, before speaking. "I don't think I can sit down right now."
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