Girl wants Santa


One Christmas Eve a there was this girl who wanted to see Santa
really bad. So she stayed up all night till Santa came. Finally
she hears something on the roof. Then all of a sudden Santa came
down the chimney. Ge puts all the presents under the tree and is
about to leave when the girl comes out of her room. Santa looks
at the girl and she is dressed in only a robe. The girl says to
Santa," please stay santa."


Santa replies," ho ho ho gotta go gotta go, gotta get the
presents to the children you know."


So the girl takes of her robe and now only has on her red bra
and panties, and says,"Santa please stay."


And again Santa replies,"ho ho ho gotta go gotta go, gotta get
the presents to the children you know."


So the girl takes her bra off and says to santa,"please stay
Santa."


But again Santa replies,"ho ho ho gotta go gotta go, gotta get
the presents to the children you know."


Then the girl takes off her panties and says,"Santa please stay."


Then santa replies,"ho ho ho gotta stay gotta stay, cant get up
the chimney with my penis this way."

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