A man and his son are sitting in a clearing.

The man points to a bridge and says to his son, "You see that bridge, son? I built that bridge. Do they call me a bridge builder? No they don't."

He points to a barn.

"You see that barn? I built that barn. Do they call me a barn builder? No they don't, son."

The man points to a flock of sheep.

"You see those sheep, son? I fuck one sheep. ONE SHEEP!"

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