A man and his girlfriend (NSFW)...

A man and his girlfriend finish having sex for the first time, the girl then proceeds to rub his testicles, to which the man pays no attention and enjoys. After they have sex again, she rubs his testicles, as usual, and the man asks her "why do you rub my balls every time we finish having sex?", to which the woman replies "because I miss my old ones"

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