A nun and a priest are on a camel on the middle of the dessert...

When suddenly, the camel drops dead, they are left stranded in the middle of nowhere, not a single drop of water, no civilization in sight. the priest realizes this may be the last moment of his life, so he decides to have sex with the nun. He pulls up his robe and shows his penis to the woman, confused, having never seen a penis, she asks.

"What is that?"

"This is made to give life"

"Well, then give life to the camel!"

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