Good Girls, Bad Girl’s And Naughty Girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot

Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons

Naughty girls unbutton your pants


Good girls wax their floors

Bad girls wax their bikini line

Naughty girls wax your nutsack


Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies

Bad girls know they could do it better

Naughty girls do it with whips and chains


Good girls wear white cotton panties

Bad girls don’t wear any

Naughty girls don’t really give a shit


Good girls think they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls

Bad girls think they’re fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

Naughty girls want a " pearl necklace "


Good girls pack their toothbrush

Bad girls pack their diaphragms

Naughty girls pack their dildos


Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it

Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it

Naughty girls own the entire Fantasia collection



Good girls wear high heels to work

Bad girls wear high heels to bed

Naughty girls make you wear high heels



Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance

Bad girls think no place is the wrong place

Naughty girls have sex all over the place



Good girls prefer the missionary position

Bad girls do too, but only for starters

Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra


Good girls say no

Bad girls say when?

Naughty girls don’t say anything, they just moan and scream a lot.



Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.

Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

Naughty girls go to the party, hit on every guy there and then go home with two of them.


(Saw this from a 2003 mail forwarding chain when I was cleaning my yahoo mail)