Okay, there's these three ugly guys walking through the park when they come up to a bottle, so out of curiosity, they rub the bottle, and POOF, a genie appears.The genie says, "You rescued me, so I will give you each 2 wishes."The first guy says, "I would like a million dollars and a foot long dick."The second guy says, "I want two million dollars and a two foot long dick."And the third guy says, "I want five million dollars and a dick I can make any size I want at any time."So anyway, the next day comes, and the 3 guys see the genie walking through the park, and the genie says to them, "So guys, how you do you like your wishes?"The first guy says, "Well, the money is nice and all, but this dick, is just too much. I mean, I'm still ugly, and this huge dick is just in the way. I find it hard to run, I see a hot chick, and she KNOWS I'm checking her out, if you know what I mean."So the genie says, "Okay, I'll change it back, then", and he changes it back."The 2nd guy says, "I also find that the money is nice and all, but this dick is just way too huge. I mean, I'm still ugly, and now I'm a freak with a huge dick, can you change it back?"And the genie says, "Sure." and he changes it back.So the genie asks the third guy, "Hey, the other two guys don't like their new dicks and wanted them changed back, do you want me to change back yours?"And the guy says, "Are you crazy? I love this new dick. I mean I'm still ugly and all, but do you see that hot blonde over there? BOOM, got her."
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