A man and a blonde woman in a swimsuit are stranded on a deserted island.

The woman asks the man, "When was the last time you had a smoke?", she then unzips her swimsuit a little and pulls out a cigar, the man replies, "Thank you", and takes the cigar. Soon after, the woman asks the man, "When was the last time you had a drink?", she then unzips her swimsuit halfway down and pulls out a can of beer, the man replies, "Thank you my dear", and takes the can of beer. When the man had finished the beer, the woman unzips her swimsuit nearly all the way down and asks the man, "When was the last time you played around?"

The man replied, "You wouldn't have a set of golf clubs in there would you?"