One guy wanted to go golfing..

But his partner didn't show up. So he asks a perfect stranger, who was also alone, to golf with him. The man having nothing else to do says sure why not. So while on the course the first guy asks the second guy

First Guy(guy with no partner): So what do you do?

Second Guy(Perfect Stranger): Oh, I'm a developer, I developed all of those condos you see on that hill right there. I own half and my ex-wife owns the other half.

First Guy: Oh, sorry to hear about the divorce, but it still seems like you're pretty successful.

Second Guy: Yeah, not to brag, but you could say that. What do you do?

First Guy: Oh, I am a trained assassin. I actually have my gun with me right now. Do you want to feel the gun and maybe look through the scope?

Second guy: Sure! I've never really held a real gun before. I'd love to do that.

So the assassin pulls the gun out of his golfbag and hands it to the developer. The developer quickly takes it and starts looking through the scope into the hill where his condos are. Then suddenly lets out a huge gasp.

Second Guy: That's my ex-wife and business partner fucking up there in that window! How much do you charge for a shot? I want them both dead.

First Guy: I charge 5,000 dollars a bullet.

The second guy quickly pulls out 10,000 and hands him the money saying:

Second guy: I want you to shoot my partner right in his ballsack, and my ex-wife right in between her eyes.

First Guy: Gladly

After a little bit of focusing and getting set to shoot. The developer starts getting antsy and is pressuring him to go quicker. Then the assassin shot one bullet and hands him back 5,000 dollars.

Second guy: I wanted you to shoot both of them! Not just one!

First Guy: Yeah, I know. I only had to use one shot.