Two guys are going golfing

Two guys are going golfing, аnd one guy says, "I'm going to stop for some golf balls. You need any?"

And the guy says, "No, i got one."

"You got one? What if you lose it?"

He says, "You can't lose it. It's a special ball."

"What if you hit in the water?"

He says, "No, it floats. You can't lose it. It's a special ball."

"What if you hot it into a bush, and you can't find?"

He said, "No, it's got a beeper, a homing device, you can't lose it."

"What if it gets dark and you hit it into a trap?"

He said, "It glows in the dark, it pulsates. It's a special ball, you can't lose it."

"Amazing! Where did you get that ball?"

"I found it."

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One of my favorite jokes, it is from *Dr. Katz* S02E10, *A Journey For the Betterment of People*.