He wants to choose one of the three to marry, but cannot decide on which one. To help him choose, he decides to test each one by giving them $5000 to spend however they please.
The first girl gets a complete makeover, mani/pedi, hair done, the complete works. She says to the man, "I wanted to look beautiful for you because I love you so much."
The second girl bought the man new golf clubs, a new laptop, and new clothes. She says to the man, "I wanted to give you these gifts because I love you so much."
The third girl invested the money in the stock market, doubled the money, returned the original $5000 to the man and invested the remaining in bonds. She says to the man, "I want to save for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how the three girls had spent the money, and then decided to marry the girl with the biggest tits.
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