Stranded on a Desert Island

This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten
years. One day, he see's a speck on the horizon. He thinks to
himself, "It's not a ship," the speck gets a little closer and
he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he
thinks. it's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this
gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She
approaches the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've
had a cigarette?"


"Ten years!" he says.


She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left
sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one,
lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that
good!"


Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink
of whiskey?"


He replies, "Ten Years!"


She reaches over and unzips her waterproof pocket on her right
sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long
swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"


Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the
front of the wet suit and says to him, "And how long has it been
since you had some REAL fun?"


The man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got set of golf
clubs in there!"