There are three men golfing. Jesus, Moses, and a quite old man. They all come across a lake, with the hole on the other side. Jesus swings his club, and launches his ball halfway across the lake. He takes a step onto the water, goes to his ball, and swings it out back onto the green. After he finished, Moses took his ball and swung his club. It landed again, halfway across the lake. Moses then spreads his arms and splits the lake in half, then proceeds to hit it out onto the green as well. It was finally the old man's turn. The old man swung his club, and launched his ball. As it was about to hit the lake, a fish jumps out of the lake, and catches the ball in its mouth. Before the fish can hit the water, an eagle flies by, catches the fish, and flies away. While flying by, the fish finally drops the ball onto the green, and into the hole. Jesus, walking over to the old man, says," Nice shot, dad."
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