Recent internet humor broadcasts have suggested that Vice President Al Gore is the perfect spokesmodel for the new wonder drug, Viagra. It is a stiff, er.... erect ummm.... logical connection, to be sure... ...but I just dunno. I think the following commercial would sell A LOT more pills: Imagine Jack Nicholson in a reprise of his 'Horney Little Devil' role from THE WICHES OF EASTWICK SCENE: A richly wooded library filled with books, with a fire burning in the fireplace. Jack Nicholson is dressed silk PJ's and an embroidered bathrobe; seated in a leather wing-backed chair. Camera pans across the bookshelves, the fireplace, and the wingback chair, then zooms in on Jack's face. He is reading the label on a Viagra Bottle which he holds in his right hand. Nicholson notes that someone is looking at him, looks up, then drops his head a little, looks directly into the camera, and rotates the bottle so the label is visable. 'Guys, WE know you still have it in ya.'He cocks his head slightly, executes 'The Nicholson Smile(tm)' and raises one eyebrow. Fade to black, superimpose Viagra Logo.
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