After about two weeks of being in a coma a nurse enters her room to give her a sponge bath. As the nurse starts to clean her pelvic region the woman's pulse increases and shows a sign of acknowledgement. Excited, the nurse runs from the room and fetches the head nurse. The head nurse watches as the nurse shows her the positive reaction this woman is having to the contact in her pleasure zone. The head nurse immediately contacts the husband and gets him to the hospital. When he arrives the head nurse says, " you need to give her oral sex, this may bring her out of a coma." The husband gets overly excited and agrees to do it. The nurse show the husband in, and closes the drapes around the bed for privacy. The nurse is in the next room monitoring the patients heart rate. The pulse increases and suddenly flat lines. The nurse immediately runs into the room to see what had happened. She finds the husband panicking. He looks at her and says, "I think she choked!"
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