A woman comes home and catches her husband with a hooker. The wife is outraged and exclaims, "How can you cheat on me with this dumb whore!"
The husband, rushes to put on his robe, and tells his wife, "She's actually a very smart girl, and that's what attracted me to her."
His wife dumbfounded yells, "I have a Ph.D. from Duke in Astrophysics." "She probably doesn't know anything other than how to have sex and blow you!" "In fact if she can answer one question, I'll just let her leave and forgive you."
The husband said "Well, she's actually pretty smart." The wife directed her attention to the hooker, and asked her, "My husband says your smart, so if you're so smart, tell me what's the strongest force in the universe?
The hooker looks up at the wife and said, "That's easy, a black hole."
The wife couldn't believe that she answered the question correctly.
Then the hooker settled the bill with the husband, and the husband asked, "How did you know the answer to my wife's question?"
The hooker responded, "How the hell else do you think I make my living?
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