A beautiful young lady was standing on the side of a building, contemplating suicide when a homeless man walks up and says " are you going to kill your self? " the young lady replied " YES! And your not stopping me " so he tells her " since your gonna die anyways, can we have sex before you jump? " she say " EW! no way, your a stinky old bum " so he smiles and then says " well that's no problem, I'll have sex with your dead body after you jump " completely disgusted, the girl walks off the ledge and decides to give life another shot.
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