A little boy walks into a whore house dragging a dead frog...

He goes up to the man at the counter and say "excuse me sir, I'd like a woman please."

The man replies "sorry son, but you're much too young."

So the little boy puts a hundred dollar bill on the counter.

And the man says "okay go to room 4."

The the little boy says "wait I need a woman with active herpes."

The man says "sorry all our girls are clean."

The boy puts another hundred dollar bill on the counter.

The says "okay go to room 2."

So the little boy goes to the room with the prostitute and his dead frog, is in there for twenty minutes then comes out and goes to leave. But the man, full of curiosity cannot resist asking the boy "why did you want herpes and what's with the dead frog?"

The little boy replies "when I go home I will have sex with the babysitter, giving her the herpes. Then when my dad drives her home, she will give it to him. Then when my parents have sex tonight, he will give it to my mom. And when my father goes to work in the morning my mom will give it to the pool boy and he's the BASTARD THAT RAN OVER MY FROG!"