Hong and Lin were Chinese immigrants. They had been married for 20 years and operated a successful Chinese takeout restaurant.
One night they are sleeping when Hong wakes up suddenly and immediately rouses his wife. "Honey, I have a hankering for some number sixty nine!"
"Go back to sleep, silly" Lin says. "I'm not going to do that now. It's 2:00 in the morning!"
Hong begs with Lin for several minutes, and finally she relents. But as Lin begins to remove her panties, Hong stops her and says, "What you doing? I didn't ask for stripper. All I want is some General Tso's chicken, like you make at restaurant!"
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