The lion orders the animals to split into two groups...

on the left the smart ones and on the right the pretty ones. After they all go to their corresponding places the frog is standing in the middle.
The lion asks her "what the hell are you doing in the middle, frog". The frog replies "what, you want me to split in half".

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