A man is traveling in a forest, and suddently encounters a lion.
With no way to escape, he kneels down 2 pray 2 God for deliverence.
After praying, he stands up and he sees the lion kneeling, and praying.
The man asks what are you doing? The lion replies, �
I always pray to God before eating a meal.�
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