A woman takes her dog anywhere and everywhere...

On one trip she goes to Africa with her dog for a week long safari. One morning the dog goes outside and sees a lion running straight for the camp. The dog looks around and finds a pile of bones. Once the lion is within earshot the dog yells, "That was one tasty lion!" And continues to gnaw one a bone. The lion stops in its tracks and runs off. Next to the camp was a monkey which witnessed the events that had unfolded. The dog sees the monkey climb down and walk off afterward. That night the monkey went to the lion's den. As the monkey approached be was ambushed by the lion. He screams " Don't eat me, I can help you". The lion asks how and the monkey responds " The dog didn't eat a lion, let alone kill one. Those bones were from weeks ago." The lion understands and makes a pact with the monkey, so that the lion would spare it but if the monkey betrayed him, he would then eat him. The next morning, the dog gets up and goes outside and again sees the lion running straight for the camp. He goes to the bone pile and starts gnawing on the bones. The lion keeps running. The dog starts to worry and starts recollecting from the previous day. The dog remembers everything and everyone from the previous encounter. The dog waits for the lion to be within earshot. The dog then yells " Where's that damn monkey, with my damn lion?!" The lion stops in its tracks and runs back to its den. The dog didn't see the lion or the monkey for the rest of the safari trip.