A rabbit, a lion and a bear...

got trapped in a hole. After a couple of hours the lion exclaims: "Listen, guys, I'm sorry but I'm getting hungry...". Then the rabbit cries: "You touch the bear, I'm gonna kick the shit out of you mothafucka!".

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