A lady goes to her priest one day and tells...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage
with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying ......that phase
..... in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
solution." The next day , she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she
walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the
female
parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to
have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Finally one male parrot looked over at the
other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the fucking beads away, Francis,
our prayers have been answered!!"