A ten year old boy walks into a whorehouse dragging a dead frog on a string...

...He goes up to the madam and says "give me the nastiest, filthiest most disease-ridden whore you have in this place. He's got the money, so the madam sends him up to a room. 10 minutes later, he's walking down the stairs, dragging the frog smiling.
The madam says "kid, I've just got two questions: 1. Why that nasty filthy disease ridden whore, and 2. What's with the dead frog."
The kid says "lady, listen, cuz I'm only gonna say this once...I fuck that disease-ridden whore, then I go home and fuck my babysitter. When my dad takes her home, he's gonna fuck her. Then he's gonna come home tonight and fuck my mom. As soon as he leaves for work tomorrow morning, my mom's gonna fuck the mailman...and THAT'S the motherfucker that ran over my frog!

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