A girl introduces her new boyfriend to her family

Her parents invite him for dinner at their home. They all sit down at the table, while the dog lies down under it, and they start eating.

At some point, the dude feels like he really needs to fart. He tries to suppress the awkward feeling, but he can't and farts a big one.

'Rufus!' yells the father at the dog.

The new boyfriend is relieved: the whole family thinks the dog farted! They continue eating, but after a while the dude needs to do it again. 'It worked once, it can work again,' he thinks to himself, hoping the dog would take the blame once more. So he farts.

'Rufus!' yells his girlfriend's dad, quite loudly this time.

They continue eating. After a little while, the dude needs to do it again. At this point, he doesn't even try to avoid it and farts a huge one without a care in the world, with a little smile on his face. The dad exclaims:

'Rufus, I'm not kidding anymore, get the fuck out from under that table, cause this fucker might shit all over you, buddy!'

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