(OC) I was at an outdoor showing of and old movie last week...

(On the Waterfront(1954)) when a clearly disturbed and hyperactive boy sitting near me began to behave strangely. He was fondling his penis, groping at adult men and finally trying to sodomize himself with various items. He needed to be forcibly restrained by his parents, all the while the boy continued groping and moaning and humping like a dog. His mother, visibly shaken, cried out to the gaping crowd. "Is anyone here a Doctor? Please, my boy needs help!" I, being qualified to assist under the circumstances, responded.
"That boy doesn't need a doctor, He needs a Priest"

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