A joke meant to be told to someone you wanna make love to... 10% success rate.

A curious rabbit escaped from the zoo and into wilderness... It went HOP HOP HOP until it spotted a cow.

Rabbit: What are you?
Cow: Do you really wanna know?
Rabbit: Yes!
Cow: Let's have sex first.
--love making--
Cow: I'm a cow.

So it went HOP HOP HOP again until it spotted a chicken.
Rabbit: What are you?
Chicken: Do you really wanna know?
Rabbit: Yes!
Chicken: Let's have sex first...
--Love Making--
Chicken: I'm a chicken.

And the rabbit went HOP HOP HOP until it ran into a sprukotok...

Girl/Guy you are telling the joke to: What's a sprukotok?
You: Do you really wanna know?

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