Turning it off

A little old lady with blue hair enters a sex shop and asks in a quivering voice, "Y-y-young man, d-d-do y-you s-sell d-d-dildos h-here?"


The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady�s appearance in his shop, says, "Uh, yes, ma�am, we do."


The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart, asks, "D-do y-you have any ab-b-bout th-this l-long?"


"Yes, ma�am, we do. We have several that come in that size."


Forming her shaking fingers into a five-inch circle, she then asks, "A-are an-n-ny of th-them a-about thi-is
b-big ar-round-d?"


"Well . . . yes, there are a few of them that are about that big."


"A-and d-do a-a-ny of th-them v-v-ibra-a-ate?"


"Yes, ma�am, one of them does."


"H-how d-do y-you t-t-turn it off?"


Submitted by ���rt��
Edited by calmjo