A john and a prostitute are negotiating over services and prices.

The prostitute quotes prices for oral and vaginal sex, but says she won't do anal at any price.

The john wants anal, though. He offers twice what she asked for vaginal sex, but she says no.

Thrice, she says no.

At five times the price, though, she relents, and says yes.

So, in the end, she ends up back peddling.

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