A husband and a wife are about to have sex. So the husband goes to the bathroom and begins putting on a condom. As he is doing this, his youngest son walks in the room dragging his blanket. The husband immediately bends over trying to cover himself up. The son asks "What are you doing, Daddy?". The husband quickly replies "I'm, uhh, looking for a mouse." The boy pauses for a moment before saying, "Are you going to fuck it Daddy?"
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