A Jewish man is walking through the desert when he trips over something. Curious, he looks to see a lamp buried half way in the sand. The Jewish man picks up the lamp and begins rubbing it when all of a sudden a genie pops out of the lamp.
The genie looks down at the man and says "for freeing me from my lamp, I shall grant you one wish." The Jewish man nods his head and begins moving his fingers through the sand. The map features Israel, Jordan, Lebanon, Syria, and Iraq.
The Jewish man looks back to the genie and says "I wish for all of this to be a part of Israel!"
The genie laughs and looks back at the Jewish man. "I can't possibly do that! Do you know how much of history would have to be altered to make all of that Israel? No! I cannot grant you that wish. Wish for something more reasonable."
The Jewish man looks back at the genie and says "Then I wish for my wife to give me oral sex!"
The genie says back to the Jewish man "Could I see that map again?"
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