A man walks into a bar.........

So a man walks into a local bar. As he walks in he notices a room to the right. This room had four inch plexiglass walls and a faint locking system. In this room it was stacked chest high in 100 dollar bills. He contemplates what it could possibly be for. As he sits down at the bar he asks for a drink. When the bartender pours the drink the man says, "Sir, if you don't mind me asking, what is that room for?" "That room contains all the money of the people that failed my bet." The bartender replies. The man continued to drink while wondering what the bet could possibly be. He asked for another drink. This time when the Bartender gets there he asked what the bet was. The bartender simply stated the the bet was for only those brave enough to do the bet, not letting him know what it was. The man was two drinks in and was feeling pretty sure of himself and took the bet. Thus, the bartender told him,"see that man over there in the corner. You have to punch and knock him out with one punch." "I think I can do that. Whiskey," said the man. "But there's more!" Replied the bartender. "Okay, what else do I have to do? Whiskey!" "I have a rabid Pittbull upstairs who needs his teeth pulled out by hand. Also, my 84 year old grand mother is in the room next to it. She has not had an orgasm in 50 years. You need to get her to squirt". The man finished another drink, walked right up to nick the brick and knocked him out with one punch. He stumbled upstairs and slammed the door to the dogs room shut. From downstairs all you could hear was growling and whimpering from the dog and the grunting of the man. Then everything went silent. The man started to walk down the stairs again but instead tripped and fell. When he hit the floor, right before he passed out, he looked at the bartender and said, "Now where is that old lady who needed her teeth pulled?!"