Difficult words to say when you are sober......
* Innovative
* Preliminary
* Proliferation
Impossible words to say when you are drunk.....
* Thanks, but I don't want sex
* No, I don't want another drink
* No Kebab for me, thank you
* Sorry, but you are not quite good looking enough for me
* Good evening Officer
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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