Joke tutorial

**intro**


I love this joke, and I feel like this is a great place to put it. I ALWAYS get someone with this joke. The story can be a variation, but the punch line has to be a certain way. PROTIP: tell the joke in a group, the sucker will never live it down.


**Joke**


These two gay guys meet up for their weekly game of "guess what's in my ass." They head to the hotel room, strip down, lube up, and get down to business. The first guy suggests his buddy go first, he agrees, bends over and closes his eyes. The first guy gets a lamp and sticks it bulb-first in his buddies ass. WOAH, says the second guy...that's a lamp. Correct, my turn says the first guy, who bends over and closes his eyes. The second guy shoves a broom-handle in the first guys ass. DAMN, says the first guy, that's a broom-handle. Correct says the second guy who exclaims, "my turn!" He bends over and closes his eyes.


**important part**


The first guy proceeds to ream his buddy with...uh...with uh...


**the joke teller should make up and down motions (like unclogging a toilet) and mumble about a "toilet thingy"**


If you've done this correctly, your sucker should correct you and say, "toilet plunger" to which you reply.


**punchline**


"Ah, I see you've played this game before."


Enjoy your newfound popularity as your sucker gets red-faced and tries to talk their way out of it.


**disclaimer**


I mean no offense to anyone, it's a joke.