Indian having children
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom ...
Antelope Jokes
Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the f...
Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?
They'll turn it into a bombardeer
What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?
A slantelope.
Why was the Antelope never seen again after he quit his job at the supermarket?
He became a cantaloupe
What do you call a negative antelope?
A Cantelope.
What do you call two ants running away?
Antelope!
A husband and wife are on safari in Africa
They see an antelope wander under a tree, when ...
Science fact!
There is a species of antelope capable of jumpi...
I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope.
I was impala'd
World's fastest animal.
A group of scientists wanted to see who actuall...
why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster
because he is anti loops
Two wild deer fall in love . . .
There were these two wild deer that fell in lov...
What do you can a pessimistic antelope?
A cantaloupe
A Cherokee chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant...
The first squaw gave birth to a boy, and the ch...
Big Artie
There once was a Hitman named Big Artie.
Thing...
Did you know there's a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house?
This is mostly because the antelope has powerf...
Two guys are walking through a field in Montana
when they stumble across a well. The men look d...
A man goes to prison
On his first night, he's pretty nervous. Someb...