A horse and a chicken(maybe nsfw)

On a farm there's a horse and a chicken that are best friends. They're walking along one day and the horse winds up falling into some quicksand. The chicken tries to pull him out to no avail and then looks back to see the farmer's F150 with a 12 inch lift and huge tires. So he says "Hold on buddy, I'll be right back."

The chicken runs over to the truck, hops in and drives it over to the quicksand pit and throws the horse a rope and pulls him out. The horse says "Thank you, thank you so much my friend"

Two days later they're walking along and the chicken winds up in the quicksand. He yells to the horse "Go get the truck!"
The horse says "But I dont know how to drive a stick! Hold on, I've got another idea"
So the horse stretches his legs out to the edges of the pit and works up a hardon. The chicken reaches up and grabs onto his dick and the horse pulls him out.


The moral of the story is "You dont need a bick truck to pick up chicks if you're hung like a horse.

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