Horse in Bar

One day, a bar owner decided he had enough of the slow business
and needed a gimmick. He finally decided on one. He got a horse
and put it in the bar. He placed a sign over the horse and had
the sign read.


"Pay $100, make the horse laugh win $1000." For years, the
gimmick worked. Finally, a man walked into the bar, saw the sign
and asked, "Is that sign for real?" The bar owner told him it
was.


The man paid $100, walked up to the horse and whispered
something to the horse. The horse started to laugh falling to
his knees.


The next day, the owner changed the sign.


"Pay $100, make the horse cry, win $1000." For years the gimmick
worked. One day, the same man walked into the bar and saw the
sign. He paid the bar owner $100 and asked for a curtain. The
man closed the curtain and then opened it a couple of moments
later. The horse was now crying up a storm.


The man walked up to the bar owner and asked for his money. "Not
so fast," the bar owner said, "First you have to tell me what
you did both times!"


"Simple", said the man, "First I told him my dick was longer,
this time I proved it."