Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No."

A bear and a rabbit

A bear and a rabbit were sitting next to each other both taking shits. The...

A priest, a...

So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it....

Michael: It's...

Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't...

A very wealthy...

... at his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Each summer, he would...

An elephant never...

my grandfather told me a heartwarming story about a safari ranger an...

Why doesn't...

Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.

A Texan is...

and he starts to brag about how great Texas is. An Alaskan hunter comes up...

Bear hunting

one day a man went bear hunting. he saw a bear and had his gun locked on it....

Pun

I was fighting a bear today it was UnBEARable

Two bears love...

One day the male bear decides to propose the other. He walks up to her and...