I don't find it that funny.
A philosopher, a bald man and a barber are traveling and stop at an inn for the night.
The barber, being a smart-ass, shaves the philosopher's head at night.
The philosopher wakes up the next morning, rubs his hands over his head, and says,
"Who's the moron who woke up the bald man instead of me?"
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