and takes a seat next to a huge jar filled with 5 and 10 dollar bills. The guy asks the bartender what the money is for. The bartender tells the man that he has three tasks and if he does them all he gets the money. The guy asks what the first task is and the bartender pulls out a bottle of Tabasco sauce and tells the man that he must drink the entire bottle and keep a straight face. The guy says fuck it and orders a drink instead.
After a while and the man has had a couple of drinks he goes up to the bartender and tells him to give him the Tabasco bottle. The guy drinks the bottle, keeps a straight face, and slams the bottle on the counter. "What are the next two tasks?" the man asks already slurring his words. The Bartender replies "the second is you have to go out in the back and pull the bad tooth out of my rottweiler, then you have to go upstairs a fuck my 80 year old grandmother." The guy is baffled and once again says fuck that and orders more drinks.
Once the guy is properly wasted he goes back to the bartender at asks him where the dog is. The bartender points to the back door and the man goes outside.
Everyone in the bar is watching the back door as the hear lots of barking and growling and then it goes silent. The man comes back inside and asks the bartender:
"Where's the old woman with the bad tooth?"
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