There was once a burglar that had been staking out a house for weeks. He finally decided to break in when we saw the tenants leaving for dinner date.
He then snuck in through a back door that he knew where the extra key was hidden. As he snuck through the house spotting his flashlight on what he should take, a voice called out to him and said "Jesus is watching you".
Whipping around and pointing his flashlight around the room to see who it was that called out, he saw no one and decided it was the adrenaline and went back to seeking out his first object to steal.
Again, and this time louder. A voice calls out to the burglar and says, JESUS is WATCHING YOU!
Whipping around now and pointing in the corner of the room where it seemed the voice came from the burglar sees a parrot cage with a scarlet macaw perched on its top.
Pointing at the parrot the burglar said, "Did you say that" and the parrot replied "Yes" then the burglar asked "Is your name Jesus?" the parrot flapped its wings and squawked "Raawwwk, no my name is Moses!"
Shaking his head he chuckles while grinning at the parrot. "What kind of morons, name their parrot Moses!?!?" The parrot know no better then to simply replay squawks back "Rawwwk, the same people who name a Rottweiler Jesus! Rawwwk.
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