2 Blonds go hiking. Knee deep in jungle, one blond says she has to take a shit, but forgot to walk with toilet paper. The other blond says, do you have a dollar? " yes " says the first blond. well use the dollar then, says the second blond. a few minutes later, the first blond comes out from a shurg of bush with shit all over her hands was well as her clothes. What happened, says the second blond? i thought you had a dollar to use? of course, says the other blond, but how was i suppose to use 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel to wipe my ass without getting shit everywhere?
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